Hyde Quote #282
Quote from Hyde in The Third Wheel
Jill: Why did you lie to me?
Eric: Yeah, and me.
Hyde: Well, the thing is... you like the Little River Band. I mean, I- I can't be with a girl who likes the Little River Band.
Eric: Yeah, take that, missy!
Hyde: And you! You wouldn't shut up about me making out on guys' night, which wouldn't have bothered you if you had a tongue stuck down your throat. So for the love of God, man, find a tongue!
Eric: I do need a tongue. Hey, Jill, I like the Little River Band.
Jill: Ugh, you're both freaks!
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Quote from Fez
Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?