Hyde Quote #281

Quote from Hyde in The Third Wheel

Hyde: And you can drop it, all right? She dumped me.
Eric: What?
Hyde: Yeah. She said she didn't like you. I told her, "Too bad. We're friends." And that was it.
Eric: Oh, man, I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do?
Hyde: I don't know, man. I kind of really liked her.
Eric: Hey, how does 10 bucks sound?
Hyde: Forman, 10 lousy bucks can't replace Jill.
Eric: Yeah. How about 20?
Hyde: Jill who?

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Quote from Fez

Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.

Quote from Hyde

Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.

Quote from Fez

Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?