Fez Quote #284
Quote from Fez in Pinciotti vs. Forman
Eric: They're all yours.
Donna: Twenty minutes late.
Eric: Sorry. We had to stop so Fez could pee.
Fez: Yes, it was my fault. Please do not fight.
Donna: Eric, listen, travel time should come out of your time, not mine. What's on Fez's face?
Fez: Nothing. Nothing.
Donna: Is that ice cream? Now he won't want dinner!
Fez: I am sorry I ate ice cream, Donna. Do not be mad.
Donna: Oh. Fez, I'm mad at Eric, not at you. [wipes Fez's face] This is not about you.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Pinciotti vs. Forman’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.