Fez Quote #283
Quote from Fez in Pinciotti vs. Forman
Donna: That was a dirty trick, Forman.
Eric: Well, I'd love to stay and talk about it, but we're on our way to the movies.
All: Yeah.
Donna: Fine. Then I'm taking them bowling Saturday.
All: Yeah!
Eric: Fine.
Fez: Ooh, what a fun weekend.
Hyde: Hey, look, you guys can't buy our loyalty with these little field trips. You're gonna have to start buying us some stuff we can take home.
Jackie: Well, look, I think it's stupid to have to go day by day. Why doesn't Donna just get us on the weekends?
Kelso: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not fair because then Eric gets all the weekday headaches and Donna gets all the fun time.
Donna: Fine. Then we'll make a schedule. Eric?
Eric: Fine. Have a seat.
Fez: Make sure to schedule time with Bob. He takes me to Chuckle Town.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Pinciotti vs. Forman’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.