Fez Quote #285

Quote from Fez in Pinciotti vs. Forman

Eric: Listen, I'm not about to limit our good time to help with yours.
Donna: Why would you do anything to help me?
Eric: Oh, you listen, missy. I'm not gonna-
Fez: Stop it! Stop it! You are tearing us apart!
Hyde: I hope you're happy. Now you've upset Fez.
Kelso: Yeah, and your fighting is making me and Jackie fight and that interferes with us doing it. And that ain't good.
Jackie: So, until you guys fix this, we're not hanging out with either one of you. Let's go.
Fez: Hyde, I'm sticky.
Hyde: Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.
Fez: And I'm sleepy.
Hyde: I know. You had a big day.

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 ‘Pinciotti vs. Forman’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.