Red Quote #313

Quote from Red in Eric's Drunken Tattoo

Red: And then Bart Starr fakes a handoff to Anderson and finds Dowler in the end zone for the winning touchdown! [chuckles]
Pastor Dave: Wow, on TV it seemed confusing but with peanuts, it's all so clear.
Kitty: Red, can I see you in the kitchen for a minute, please?
Red: Yeah, just one second. You go ahead and set 'em up again, and I'll show you how the Packers won the Ice Bowl.
Pastor Dave: All right.

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 ‘Eric's Drunken Tattoo’ Quotes

Quote from Leo

Fez: Oh, you know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That's classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the B's into boobs.
Eric: Wait. What B's?
Leo: Like in Debbie, your girlfriend?
Eric: It's Donna!
Leo: Oh, right. Oh, I can fix that.

Quote from Fez

Eric: Hey, Leo, thanks for letting us hang out here. I just- I didn't want to see Donna after what she wrote.
Hyde: Forman, no one cares.
Leo: That's true, man. Listen, you guys know I don't allow alcohol in my house, so you're just gonna have to drink sake instead.
Fez: "Sake" it to me, Leo.
Hyde: Don't start with the sake jokes, Fez.
Fez: Oh, put a "sake" in it. [laughs]

Quote from Leo

Eric: How cool am I? A tattoo of my girlfriend's name. How's that for dangerous?
Leo: Yeah, I think Debbie's really gonna like this.
Eric: Wait. Debbie? No. Donna.
Leo: Right. Okay. No problem. I can fix it.
Eric: Fix what?
Leo: Relax. Debbie will never notice it.
Eric: It's Donna.
Leo: See, now you moved, man! It's okay. I can make that into a flower.