Fez Quote #179
Quote from Fez in Hyde's Father
Fez: Well, hello, Jackie.
Jackie: Hey, Fez.
Kelso: [laughs] Hey, Fez. Nice ass!
Fez: Why, thank you, Kelso.
Jackie: Oh, my God. What the hell's that smell?
Fez: Well, Jackie, it's a combination of musk and a little thing I like to call "Fez."
Jackie: Whoa, Fez! What are you doing?
Fez: Showing off my joie de vivre. You like?
Jackie: No!
Fez: So, what? This was all a waste? The pants, the chest, the manly smell, the... "Jackie, hello. Jackie. Jackie. Jackie. Jackie. Jackie. Jackie..." Worthless?
Kelso: Not worthless. Hilarious.
Jackie: Okay, look, Fez, you're not bad-looking. I mean, some girls like that exotic, grimy look. But only the cheapest, most sluttiest girls will like that.
Fez: I see.
Laurie: [enters] Damn, Fez! Looking good.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Father’ Quotes
Quote from Leo
Leo: Oh, wow, man. Look at all these different nuts intermingling in one bowl. It's like "Nutstock," man.
Red: Kitty, I think we should rethink our "Don't Throw Leo Out On His Ass" policy.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right. They didn't even check our fake I.D.'s.
Fez: And I wasted a whole day thinking up my fake name.
Hyde: Yeah. Sorry, "Pez."
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Red, when we took that boy into our home, it became our job to see him through thick and thin. And now it's thick - or thin, I don't know - but he needs us.