Donna Quote #986
Quote from Donna in Who Needs You
Donna: Apparently in my delirium last night, I said a few things on the air that I shouldn't have said. So I need to apologize to the following groups of people. The Irish. People who make their living from boats. Any religion that values the Old Testament. Glass blowers. Cross-country skiers. It's not just walking. Um... Quakers. I don't know what you are, but I love your oatmeal.
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Quote from Fez
Fez: Well! If it isn't Jackie. There's only one person I hate more than Jackie, and that is Fenton. And Fenton, there's only one person I hate more than you. Queen Elizabeth. Who does she think she is? Queen of England?
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Come on, what do you say? Can I still be your roommate?
Fez: Fine. But if she's staying, I want a better parking space.
Fenton: You can have S.
Fez: A!
Fenton: S!
Fez: B!
Fenton: S!
Fez: C!
Fenton: Why don't you park on the roof and pay me $3,000?
Fez: Is S still available?
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Hey, Fezzie. How's the salon?
Fez: Horrible. An old lady and a Marine came in at the same time. I got confused. And, well, Mrs. Riley was not happy when I shaved her head.
Jackie: Yeah, I know. I had a tough day too. General Hospital is pre-empted by some stupid hostage crisis.
Fez: Did you drink my last grape soda?
Jackie: Yeah. I left the empty bottle in the fridge, so you'd know to buy more.
Fez: But I'd been looking forward to this grape soda all day. I even made up a song. [sings] I'm looking forward to that grape soda, yeah [talks] Jackie, I took you in when you had nowhere to go, but you've been a total mooch. You have no job, you pay no rent. You need to shape up or put out.
Jackie: Uh, Fez, it's shape up or ship out.
Fez: Then what the hell is in it for me?