Fez Quote #844
Quote from Fez in Stone Cold Crazy
Fez: Caroline, you look good. Not quite so... nuts.
Caroline: Yeah, I'm doing much better thanks to my therapist. And my meds. And some good old-fashioned... [imitates buzzing] Electricity. But there is one thing about me that hasn't changed.
Randy: Is it that you can still spin your head all the way around?
Caroline: [screams] No! It's that I still have a thirst for hot chocolate, you know what I mean.
Fez: I do. I still have a thirst for crazy, medicated white women.
Caroline: So, uh, maybe I could come over tonight? I mean, if there are no other women in your life, 'cause I couldn't handle that.
Hyde: No, the only other women in Fez's life are in his head. But you must know about that. You got a cast of thousands up there.
Caroline: [screams] Shut up!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Stone Cold Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, please, no! All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't panic. You know what to do. [grabs a bottle of wine]
Quote from Fez
Fez: Holy crap, it's Caroline!
Randy: Who is Caroline?
Hyde: She went out with Fez. But he broke up with her 'cause she's crazy. Which is ironic, because that's probably why she went out with him in the first place.
Fez: Guys, I can't let her see me. [holds menu in front of face] Hide me.
Randy: Where should we hide you, Fez?
Caroline: Fez!
Fez: Well played, you son of a bitch.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no, don't get up, I'm just right here anyway.
Samantha: I'll help you, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: Oh, no, don't you worry, Samantha. It's just a little unbalanced because our appropriate-sized clothes are on one side and your little teeny tiny stripper clothes are on the other. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so grumpy. I got a manicure yesterday and Red still hasn't said a darn word.
Hyde: You know, if you really want him to notice you, you should get drunk and do some donuts on his lawn.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, you should change your hair. When I went blond, Eric went nuts. And then Fez went nuts and then I started wearing a lot of hats.
Kitty: No, I can't change my hair. Red loves it. It's my trademark. It'd be like telling Fonzie not to say, "Hey!"