Red Quote #172
Red: Holy cow, look at him go. Man, you really stink.
Eric: I told you to take the shot.
Red: Well, I just thought it would be nice for you to get a deer. I mean... God knows, I'd love to get one.
Eric: Then you should have taken the shot.
Red: What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?
Eric: Oh, hmm, I don't know. Maybe it's because you've been yelling at me for 17 years?
Red: Oh, I have not. Oh, God, he was right there. I could have hit him with a rock.
Eric: Yep, that's a damn shame. So are you ready to head back?
Red: No, I sure as hell am not ready to head back. You want to go back? You go back.
Eric: So. Hey, Dad. How about a war story?
Red: Yeah, okay. Did I ever tell you about the time I... didn't miss that North Korean?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hunting’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Dad, I know how to shoot. Don't you remember my Taxi Driver phase? I didn't want to kill him. I missed on purpose.
Red: Well, I can respect that more than you being a crappy shot.
Eric: What?
Red: Why didn't you say so?
Eric: Why do you think?
Red: You really think I've been yelling at you for 17 years?
Eric: No. You were probably okay with me as an infant. I just can't remember.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Think we'll see any bears? I'd love to kill a bear.
Red: You can't shoot a bear, it's deer season. You shoot a bear, you get fined, you go to jail.
Kelso: No, I'll just say it was self-defense. Who is the jury gonna believe, me or a dead bear?
All: A dead bear.
Quote from Red
Kelso: I have a right to bear arms, all right? That's in the Constitution.
Fez: Kelso, not everything in the Constitution makes sense.
Eric: Whoa, Fez. Shut up.
Red: What did you say?
Fez: Uh, nothing.
Bob: Foreigners.
Red: I hear you.