Eric Quote #901

Quote from Eric in Street Fighting Man

Man: Well, the Bears have pretty much lost the game, so why don't you get lost?
Red: Look, I think you've made your point. Yes, he's wearing a Bears jersey, but he's my son.
Man: Son or daughter?
Red: All right, that's enough.
Eric: No, you know what? You can say anything you want about me, okay? It's not gonna bother me.
Man: Yeah, stay out of this, baldy.
Eric: Okay, you can shut up about my dad.
Man: Oh, well, who's gonna make me?
Red: I am.
Eric: No, wait, I am. [fights]
Red: Eric's in a fight. No one's here. No one's gonna believe me. Why didn't I bring my camera?

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 ‘Street Fighting Man’ Quotes

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Red: Eric, how the hell can you wear a Bears jersey at a Packer game?
Donna: Okay, maybe he doesn't understand why it's wrong. Let me tell you in a way how you can understand. The Packers are like the Jedi, and you're wearing a "Go Darth Vader" jersey.
Eric: Donna, that's ridiculous. The Jedi don't play football. They play Manuku.
Hyde: Forman, this is worse than when you wore the Air Supply T-shirt to the Aerosmith concert.
Red: For God sakes, will you just take the damn jersey off?
Eric: No. You know what? I like rooting for the underdog, okay? I am the underdog in real life. I like Charlie Brown.
I like The Little Engine That Could. I like the Bears.

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Kitty: I can't believe you got into a fight.
Eric: You know, I'm thinking about becoming a boxer. They may have to invent a whole new weight class. Hey, what's lighter than a feather?

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Red: Come on. Let's go tell your mom about our day. Oh, hey, where'd you learn all those fighting moves, by the way?
Eric: Spider-Man.
Red: I had to ask.