Eric Quote #732
Quote from Eric in Sally Simpson
Eric: And then my dad actually gave me a compliment. "My son's a fine young man." That's, like, the most loving thing he's said to me since he told me that I could be worse.
Donna: Are you sure Red was talking about you? I mean, I love you, but you are a little high maintenance.
Jackie: And not in a good way like me.
Hyde: Remember when it took Red all summer to teach you how to catch a ball 'cause you were too scared of it?
Donna: First, Red had him look at a picture of a ball. Then he put him in a room with a ball. And then he moves him closer until he wasn't screaming being right next to the ball.
Jackie: What is so scary about a ball?
Eric: It's that... People throw it right at you, okay?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sally Simpson’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Oh, hey. What took you guys so long at the heart doctor's? Oh, let me guess. You had to call in a specialist just to find Dad's tiny heart.
Red: You know, we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass.
Hyde: "We're going to need an ass-foot-ologist, stat."
Quote from Fez
Fez: No, I cannot be in the same room with him. You and I are through. Now good day.
Kelso: But, Fez... [Fez is silent]
Jackie: Fez? He said, "But, Fez."
Fez: Oh, I heard him.
Donna: Well, now you're supposed to say... "I said good day."
Kelso: Yeah, and then we all know that you're really mad, but eventually, you'll get over it.
Fez: Oh, you'd like that. "Dance, monkey, dance." Well, Kelso, this monkey don't dance no more.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said good day! [groans]
Quote from Red
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.