Jackie Quote #321
Quote from Jackie in Celebration Day
Jackie: You guys, I've been thinking about Steven and Michael all day and I don't know who to pick.
Eric: Face facts, Jackie. There's only one good man in this town and, well, he's leaving.
Jackie: Eric, this is really hard. I mean, okay, I know I love Steven because he's smart, and he's deep and when we have conversation he makes me think, which used to give me a headache, but now I really like.
Donna: So, go with Hyde.
Jackie: Yeah, but Michael. Oh, Michael is so beautiful. And you spend a lot more time looking at someone than you do talking to them.
Donna: Again, go with Hyde.
Jackie: No, but, Donna, you don't understand. Look, I know in a lot of ways I need Steven, but Michael needs me. And it's nice to be needed.
Eric: You know what, Jackie? In order to help you, and, well, just to speed this thing up, I, uh... I think you should just take everything and toss it aside and ask yourself, who do you love the most?
Jackie: You're right. You're right. That's what I should do- Because I'm-
Eric: No, no. Not here. Not here. [escorts Jackie out]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Celebration Day’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: [plays guitar and sings] Something touched me deep inside The day that Hyde died So bye-bye, Mr Steven Hyde I'm a hottie and you're nottie Jackie's gonna be mine She likes my brunette Likes not your curly ass twine Oh, Jackie Burkhart, you are so fine [talks] I wrote that just for you, Jackie.
Hyde: He didn't write that. He ripped it off from "American Pie."
Kelso: Nah-uh. The "American Pie" guy ripped me off.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American grape soda.
Hyde: Fez, it's sad you're getting deported, but this "last American" crap's getting annoying.
Fez: Ah, my last American chance to annoy you.
Eric: Hey. Come on, Fez. Look on the bright side. I mean, we graduate tomorrow. You go to your country with a high school diploma they'll probably make you, like, head medicine man or something.
Fez: Eric, there is no bright side about going back to a place where people are outnumbered by lizards.
Kelso: I'm gonna miss you, man. When you get there, can you mail me a lizard?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, guys, I made a decision.
Kelso: So who's it gonna be? "Tall and hot" or "short and kosher"?
Hyde: Would you shut the hell up and let her talk?
Jackie: Okay, look. I had to ask myself a really hard question. Who do I love most? And the answer was so obvious. It was staring me in the face the whole time. The person I love most is me. I love me most.
Hyde: You choose you?
Jackie: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.
Kelso: Wait, what... So where does that leave us?
Jackie: I'll figure that out after I spend the summer by the pool. I feel this would be a lot clearer when I'm much tanner.