Bob Quote #39
Quote from Bob in The Good Son
Midge: [o.s.] Here's a crazy idea. Why don't you do the dishes, Bob?
Bob: Why don't I do the dishes? I work all day.
Midge: Well, I meditate all day.
Bob: Why don't you meditate over the sink and wash the dishes?
[Bob and Midge come into the living room]
Midge: Donna, will you tell your father he's a jackass?
Bob: Donna, your mother was fine until she met those feminists and started thinking.
Midge: Well, excuse me, Bob. But I'm not happy! [exits]
Bob: Really? Really? Well, I'm ecstatic! You better watch out, Eric. 'Cause it's all fun when you're making out on the couch, but then they get bigger and bitchier! Hey, no offense, honey.
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Quote from Jackie
Donna: So my parents are fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides. But I can't because they're both idiots. I don't know. I mean, I really think they're gonna get a divorce.
Jackie: Oh, my God, Donna, I am so sorry. But you know what? That very thing happened to a good friend of mine and now she has twice as much stuff, twice as much clothes, and her parents even fought over who got to buy her a car.
Donna: I mean, you're right, Jackie. This whole divorce thing could actually work to my advantage.
Jackie: Exactly.
Donna: Yeah, I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me.
Jackie: Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it.
Donna: Excuse me, um, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um... cheerleading camp.
Quote from Red
Red: I want a big TV. A big one.
Eric: This one's on sale.
Red: That's last year's model. And my TV's gonna be new.
Hyde: What about that one?
Red: No remote. My TV's gotta have a remote. Oh, look at this. Twenty-six-inch screen. I didn't even know they made them that big.
Eric: Dad, your old TV wasn't that big.
Red: No. But my new TV's gonna be that big.
Quote from Red
Bull: Hey, Red, I noticed in the paper that your plant's closing down.
Red: Yeah, you can't compete with those damn foreign cars. I tell you, if I'd seen this coming I'd have shot a little straighter during the war.