Eric Quote #421
Quote from Eric in Uncomfortable Ball Stuff
Eric: Hey, Moby Dick called. He wants his shrimp back.
Donna: It's those hilarious jokes that I miss so much since we broke up.
Eric: So, uh should I get us some punch or- Wait. Do you get the punch? Oh, no. How do we get the punch?
Donna: Eric, stop it. You're being an ass.
Eric: Well, why don't you just, you know, get over it?
Donna: I only said that because I wanna be friends again. I mean, I wish we could pretend that we were never boyfriend and girlfriend and just, you know, be friends.
Eric: Donna, it's hard. It's not like being friends with Hyde, okay? I haven't, you know... touched his fun parts... Well, on purpose.
Donna: We used to have a lot fun together.
Eric: Yeah. Just like there used to be shrimp in the world.
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Quote from Fez
Fez: Ah, women. Am I right, guys? Ah, who am I kidding? There's no woman for Fez. What must Fez do to get a woman?
Hyde: Well, for one thing, he's gotta cut out that third-person crap. It's weird. You are Fez. You know something else? Shoes say a lot about a man. In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin."
Fez: Damn you, boots. What else have you told them?
Quote from Fez
Fez: How am I supposed to afford new boots? My Bible-thumping host parents won't give me an allowance because I am a pagan.
Hyde: You know, Leo's looking for help down at the Fotohut.
Fez: The Fotohut, huh? I can really "picture" myself there. That job and I will really "click." Oh, I am on a "roll"... of film. [Hyde punches Fez's arm] Ow. Don't be so "negative." [chuckles] I am the king.
Quote from Leo
Leo: You sure you wanna get in the Fotohut game? It can chew you up and spit you out like a stick of gum. Or something that seemed edible till you put it in your mouth and then you realized it's not. Or a stick of gum.
Fez: What kind of gum?
Leo: Big Red.
Fez: Oh, that's fine.
Leo: Okay, you're hired. But you're on probation. No, wait. I'm on probation. Oh, wow. I gotta go see my probation officer.
Fez: So he's my new boss?
Hyde: Welcome to paradise.