Midge Quote #71
Quote from Midge in That Disco Episode
Midge: I have this married friend. And she's about to throw everything away because she's attracted to a much younger man.
Kitty: It's Stella.
Midge: No.
Kitty: Oh, I knew that Stella was open for business.
Midge: It's not Stella.
Kitty: Well, do I know her?
Midge: Yes. Very well. [nods]
Kitty: Oh, Midge. Does Bob know?
Midge: Yeah. And he doesn't know what to do. Kitty, I don't know what to do.
Kitty: Midge. Listen. I think your friend should think about all the people she's gonna hurt and tell this younger man - whoever he is, I don't wanna know - that it has to stop.
Midge: Thank you. I just hope my friend takes your advice.
Kitty: I'm sure your friend will. [giggles]
Kitty & Midge: [inner monologue] Younger man? Wonder what that's like.
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Quote from Hyde
Eric: Okay, that's all the deposit bottles and the aluminum cans. We gotta have at least... $1.15 worth of gas.
Kelso: Come on, my dad's got a ton of empties.
Hyde: [to Red] Man, I can't believe they're gonna waste all their money on a stupid disco when they could buy a really big bag... Of caramels.
Quote from Hyde
[on tape:]
Hyde: I'm saying, the earth is a farm.
Eric: That's brilliant.
Kelso: A farm.
Hyde: A farm put here by aliens, man. And we're the cattle.
Eric: We're cattle. [Kelso moos]
Hyde: And the government knows it. It's out there, man.
Eric: What is?
Hyde: The truth.
Kelso: What are you saying?
Hyde: Out there is the truth. The truth is out there, man.
Eric: That's seriously brilliant.
[Fez stops the tape]
Fez: See, you are all stupid.
Quote from Eric
[In Eric's P.O.V., the wallpaper is spinning behind Red with the wall decorations fixed in place]
Red: Listen, I know you need gas money for Saturday night. If you're willing to do a few extra chores, I'll pay you $10.
Eric: Sure. I can do that.
Red: Now I need you to sweep the garage clean the leaves out of the gutters, get the dry cleaning and fix that shelf in the pantry. Now run that back to me.
Eric: Okay, fix the shelf, sweep the garage, pick up the leaves...
Red: Pick up the dry cleaning.
Eric: Yeah.
Red: The gutters?
Eric: Fix the gutters.
Red: Clean. Clean the gutters.
Eric: Clean out the gutters, fix the shelf, sweep the leaves.
Red: The garage.
Eric: Fix the garage.
Red: Sweep it. Listen, I'm not gonna pay you $10 for nothing.
Eric: Sweep the garage, pick up the cleaning, clean up the gutters, fix the shelf.
Red: Do that, and you got yourself gas money.
Eric: Didn't you say something about leaves?
Red: They're in the gutters.
Eric: Right. Pick them up. Clean them up. I've gotta make toast.