Red Quote #15
Red: Hey, son.
Eric: Hi, Dad. Hey, good job at the rally today.
Red: Not bad. I kind of stumbled there at the start but I think I nailed him with a good one.
Eric: Anyway, it was pretty cool.
Red: Yeah, well sometimes a man's gotta do what he thinks is right.
Eric: Yeah, I'm gonna call it a night.
Red: All right, son. Good night.
Eric: Good night, Dad.
Red: Oh, and next time, don't wear black socks. You looked like an ass.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Streaking’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Oh, and I could write some really great slogan like "I hate the fuzz" on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
Quote from Red
Kitty: Well, just imagine, President Ford is coming here. Red, we need to get rid of the oil stains in the driveway.
Red: It's not like he's coming to our house. And if he did I'd kick him in the keister.
Kitty: Stop it. How can you say that? You voted for Gerald Ford.
Red: Kitty, no one voted for Gerald Ford.
Kitty: [laughs] But he still is our President.
Red: Oh, the boy's old enough to hear that kind of talk. Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in Guatela-who-the-hell-cares. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen?
Kitty: Red, President Ford didn't take your job. He took Nixon's.
Red: Eric, we're waiting.
Eric: Um... Well... [gulps] I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Red: Well, that's- That's perfect, Eric. Use that line when you run for Miss America.
Quote from Eric
Red: So how's the car?
Eric: Real good.
Red: By real good, you mean you rotated those tires like I asked you to?
Eric: Dad, don't they rotate every time I drive?
Red: You being a smartmouth?
Eric: Yes, and I'm sorry.