Eric Quote #995
Quote from Eric in Thanksgiving
Kate: So, good night.
Eric: Good night. [doesn't move]
Kate: Eric.
Eric: Just one second? [inner monologue] Okay, baseball, Vietnam, Richard Nixon Pat Nixon, Pat Boone, the girl that does the weather... No! Okay, jelly fish, really big spiders. Come on, dig deep, okay. The day we backed over Skipper in the driveway and instead of going to the county fair, I had to bury him in the backyard. [out loud] Okay. [stands up] I'm good. And good night.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric. Now, Donna just came through here looking very upset. Would you have any idea what that's about?
Eric: I have no idea. She seemed fine when we- Um, you already know, don't you?
Red: Of course I know. Donna is such a sweet kid. How could you do this to her?
Eric: I don't know. You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.
Quote from Eric
Red: So, tell me about school.
Laurie: Oh, well, I've decided to major in philosophy.
Eric: That's good, because they just opened up that big philosophy factory in Green Bay.
Red: Eric, what did I tell you about being funny?
Eric: I'm not.
Red: That's right. Now, sweep the garage.
Eric: Yes, sir.
Quote from Red
Red: Why are you here? Why are you always here? It's Thanksgiving. Don't you have families?
Hyde, Kelso & Fez: Um...