Hyde Quote #673

Quote from Hyde in Son and Daughter

Hyde: You're giving me the Clapton guitar?
William Barnett: Yep, you deserve it.
Hyde: Uh, yeah. WB, I got something kind of bad to tell you. Well, actually it's kind of funny too. No, it's mostly bad. You know, I'd say 50/50 funny, bad. I threw the most freaking awesome party here last night and, uh, well... [chuckles] We broke your Frampton guitar.
William Barnett: What's the funny part?
Hyde: Oh, you see, I was hoping that was the funny part, 'cause I put the "ha ha" in there.
Leo: It made me laugh. [chuckles]
William Barnett: So while I was away, you disobeyed my wishes, used my house for a party and broke something that was extremely valuable to me? I have a son! [hugs Hyde]
Hyde: You're not mad?
William Barnett: Nah, 'course not.
Hyde: Do I still get the Clapton guitar?
William Barnett: Oh, hell no. I can't trust you worth a damn.

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 ‘Son and Daughter’ Quotes

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: I'm screwed, man! WB is in the music industry. They can kill anyone and make it look like an accident. They did it to Mama Cass. They did it to Hendrix. They even took out Buddy Holly to get to the Big Bopper!

Quote from Red

Red: Ever since I said I like Randy, Kitty's been stomping around, making life miserable for me. I can't describe how bad it is over there.
Bob: Well, made you wanna come over and hang out with me.
Red: That's the perfect way to describe it!

Quote from Leo

William Barnett: Hello, Steven.
Hyde: Hey, man. Hey, Leo, this is my dad, WB.
Leo: Wow! Now I've seen everything.
Hyde: You're surprised he's Black, huh?
Leo: No. His fly is open, man.