Hyde Quote #624
Quote from Hyde in Somebody to Love
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Randy: Hey, I saw this "Help Wanted" sign outside. Are you still looking?
Hyde: Uh... Leo, were you trying to hire somebody?
Leo: No. Yesterday, I was having a hard time opening up a jar of pickles, so I put the "Help Wanted" sign up. You're too late, man, I found something else to eat.
Kelso: [groans] Why do they make the lid so tight? It's just pickles!
Randy: So you're not hiring? [sighs] That's a bummer. 'Cause I gotta say, if this is your idea of a staff meeting, I'd work my butt off!
Hyde: What the hell, man, I'm in a giving mood right now. You can have the job and do all the work that Leo wasn't doing. And, Leo, I can't fire you, man. You're too awesome. New guy, you're hired. Leo, you're not fired. Jobs for everyone! Well, that was hard, but it had to be done.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Somebody to Love’ Quotes
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Hyde: Man, I can't fire Leo. He's like a father to me. Well, like a friend. Well, he's like a guy who's always got a lighter.
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Hyde: Oh, man, it's starting to come back to me. I remember seeing a cross and an altar. But I thought I was having that Exorcist dream again.
Quote from Red
Hyde: Oh, my God, what did I do?
Red: You married a Las Vegas stripper. Congratulations. With Eric gone, you're the town dumbass.