Donna Quote #345
Quote from Donna in Rip This Joint
Eric: Okay, guys, I've been thinking about this trenching thing, and it's a little boring, but I think I figured out a way to Formanize it.
Jackie: You mean make it more boring?
Eric: No, I don't. I mean, I'm gonna get out of the car, moon Old Man Shinsky and then trench the yard. That's right, you've all now been witness to the invention of the moon and trench.
Donna: I don't know, Eric. It seems risky. I mean, you're not fast, you're uncoordinated and you're easily tripped. I mean, if you get out of the car, you're a dead man.
Kelso: No, no, no. Not with me backing him up as his first lieutenant.
Eric: Oh, um, actually, you're not my first lieutenant. Donna's my first lieutenant.
Donna: I went from fiancee to first lieutenant? What a year!
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Quote from Midge
Hyde: And, WB, this is Bob, who's also done some work in retail, and Midge, who's also been to some stores.
Midge: It's true. Steven, you didn't tell me your father was so handsome.
Bob: Hey, what about me?
Midge: Well, you didn't tell me either.
Quote from Midge
Bob: Why did you have to wear something so revealing? It's just a friendly party, for Pete's sake.
Midge: This party's not for Pete, it's for Kitty, dummy.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hi, honey, welcome home from work. [kisses Hyde] Oh, God, I love saying that. It's so much better than saying, "Welcome home from loitering at the head shop."
Eric: Oh, my God, Hyde, five seconds have gone by and you haven't ripped off your tie, or as you refer to it, "the yoke of oppression."
Hyde: I forgot I was wearing it.
Donna: Would you look at that? The dancing bear has become accustomed to his cage.
Fez: Why would you put a dancing bear in a cage? He's entertaining you, give him some room.
Kelso: No, Fez, what she's saying is that Hyde is becoming a money-grubbing corporate zombie.
Jackie: Did you hear that, Steven? We're gonna be rich.
Hyde: No, we're not, Jackie. I hate the Man. I'm still dedicated to kicking his ass. I'm just doing it from the inside, where I get a pension and dental and stuff.
Jackie: Oh, don't worry, honey. You're still a rebel. [Hyde exits] Give me two years, I'll have him speaking French and writing thank you notes.