Fez Quote #715
Quote from Fez in Beast of Burden
Fez: Ladies.
Donna: Hi, Fez.
Fez: Well, it's official. I am shampoo boy. The word on the street is, you need to smoke a cigarette after this boy lathers you up.
Donna: I'm the one who said that. Fez, did you get taller?
Jackie: Well, I'm gonna make an appointment. But I'm not using the same sink as the old ladies.
Fez: Oh, you'll use the sink I tell you to use.
Jackie: Okay, Fez. Wow.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Beast of Burden’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Well, don't feel insulted, Bob. Red wouldn't even give his own child a job. If you had a muffler shop, wouldn't you give Donna a job?
Bob: Sure, Donna knows her way around a car. But Eric thinks an exhaust belt is something that holds up your pants when you're tired. [chuckles]
Red: There's no such thing as an exhaust belt, Bob.
Bob: Well, then he thinks something else is something else.
Quote from Bob
Bob: So, Red, we got your muffler store flier, and I'm a little hurt. You know, you never asked for my input. I mean, I had a business of my own.
Red: Bob, your business went under.
Bob: Yeah, but very slowly.
Quote from Fez
Fez: That's it. It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a job that pays you to eat pie?
Donna: No.
Fez: It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy.