Bob Quote #160
Quote from Bob in Beast of Burden
Midge: Hey, Red. This is going great.
Bob: Ah, yeah, it's going okay. But can you imagine how great it would be going if he'd used the midget catering company I told him about?
Red: Yeah, well, thanks, Bob, for not forcing some cockamamie gimmick down my throat.
Bob: Hey, I'd never do that. [whispers] Kelso, plan's off. Get it out of here.
[Kelso walks in with a chimpanzee wearing a racecar uniform and holding a flag]
Kelso: We got him for three more hours. I'm gonna see if I can teach him how to drive.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Beast of Burden’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Well, don't feel insulted, Bob. Red wouldn't even give his own child a job. If you had a muffler shop, wouldn't you give Donna a job?
Bob: Sure, Donna knows her way around a car. But Eric thinks an exhaust belt is something that holds up your pants when you're tired. [chuckles]
Red: There's no such thing as an exhaust belt, Bob.
Bob: Well, then he thinks something else is something else.
Quote from Bob
Bob: So, Red, we got your muffler store flier, and I'm a little hurt. You know, you never asked for my input. I mean, I had a business of my own.
Red: Bob, your business went under.
Bob: Yeah, but very slowly.
Quote from Fez
Fez: That's it. It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a job that pays you to eat pie?
Donna: No.
Fez: It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy.