Fez Quote #713
Quote from Fez in Beast of Burden
Jeri: You're a little creepy. But you're cute, so I'll test you on one of our regular clients.
Donna: Yes. That's great, Fez. I have complete faith in you.
Jeri: You're gonna wash Donna's hair.
Donna: Oh. Um, you know, I'm kind of exclusive with Paulette.
Jeri: I can't just test him on anyone, he seems kind of pervy.
Fez: She gets me.
Donna: Okay, fine. But nothing other than your hands touches nothing other than my head.
Fez: Oh, thank you, Donna. You're not gonna regret this. And that's the first time I said that to a girl and meant it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Beast of Burden’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Kitty: Well, don't feel insulted, Bob. Red wouldn't even give his own child a job. If you had a muffler shop, wouldn't you give Donna a job?
Bob: Sure, Donna knows her way around a car. But Eric thinks an exhaust belt is something that holds up your pants when you're tired. [chuckles]
Red: There's no such thing as an exhaust belt, Bob.
Bob: Well, then he thinks something else is something else.
Quote from Bob
Bob: So, Red, we got your muffler store flier, and I'm a little hurt. You know, you never asked for my input. I mean, I had a business of my own.
Red: Bob, your business went under.
Bob: Yeah, but very slowly.
Quote from Fez
Fez: That's it. It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a job that pays you to eat pie?
Donna: No.
Fez: It is my destiny to be a shampoo boy.