Eric Quote #836
Quote from Eric in (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Red: Kitty, come on in here. Boy, have I got big news.
Kitty: What's going on?
Red: We just came from the bank. You know that muffler shop that went out of business?
Kitty: Mmm-hmm.
Red: I bought it.
Eric: Oh, no! [sings] Do the "Oh, no" Oh, no! Do the "Oh, no" Oh, no! Come on, everybody! Do the "Oh, no" Say what? Do the "Oh, no" Right now.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I wanna do on my year off. Check out number five.
Fez: "Jump into my car through the window like the Duke boys."
Eric: No, no, no, no. No, I already did that. That should be crossed off. Number six.
Donna: "Vandalize a local business"?
Eric: Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop. Imagine the muffler shop signs with the "L-E-R" scratched off the word "muffler."
Donna: Eric, no, that's gross.
Fez: What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross.
Eric: Replace your old "muffler" without the "ler."
Fez: "Replace your old muff..." Oh, I get it. I get it.
Quote from Kitty
Bob: Okay, you gotta admit it, this one's pretty funny. [chuckles] I'm sorry, I love word play.
Kitty: I don't get it. What's so funny about a muff?
Red: Kitty.
Kitty: I mean, muffs aren't funny. I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years.
Red: For the love of God, please.
Kitty: Just tell me what's so funny about my...
Red: Nothing. Nothing is funny.
Kitty: Exactly.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: I will have you know that my friend Linda just filled me in on some slang words that some people in my family find funny. And now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again.
Eric: Mom... [Hyde and Eric laugh]
Kitty: Don't laugh, mister. When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub.
Eric: Okay, this isn't funny anymore. Stop.