Kitty Quote #544
Quote from Kitty in Sally Simpson
Kitty: Oh, oh, and I am his loving, relaxing wife, Kitty.
Red: How about that. A real, live Packer in the house.
Kitty: [laughs] Well, I hope the fact that you both love sports doesn't mean that anyone, like, say, his wife would be judged unfairly. I mean, I love sports, so... So don't start me off with four strikes in the last quarter of the Super Series! [laughs]
Stuart Sutcliffe: No, no. Today I'm just a neutral observer with a degree in Family Therapy and Alcohol Awareness.
Eric: So, Dad, you can talk to him about sports, and, Mom, you can talk to him about drinking.
Kitty: [laughs] Oh, pooh! I was instructed by the doctor to have the occasional medicinal cocktail. I have a note.
Stuart Sutcliffe: Red, how do you feel about Kitty's drinking?
Red: Makes things easier.
Stuart Sutcliffe: But drinking often adds a lot of stress to a household.
Kitty: If you will excuse me, I'd rather not stay here and listen to you blame me. Mother hater!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sally Simpson’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Oh, hey. What took you guys so long at the heart doctor's? Oh, let me guess. You had to call in a specialist just to find Dad's tiny heart.
Red: You know, we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass.
Hyde: "We're going to need an ass-foot-ologist, stat."
Quote from Fez
Fez: No, I cannot be in the same room with him. You and I are through. Now good day.
Kelso: But, Fez... [Fez is silent]
Jackie: Fez? He said, "But, Fez."
Fez: Oh, I heard him.
Donna: Well, now you're supposed to say... "I said good day."
Kelso: Yeah, and then we all know that you're really mad, but eventually, you'll get over it.
Fez: Oh, you'd like that. "Dance, monkey, dance." Well, Kelso, this monkey don't dance no more.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said good day! [groans]
Quote from Red
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.