Kelso Quote #633
Quote from Kelso in Sally Simpson
Kelso: Hey, guys. This is my co-cadet at the Police Academy, Suzy Simpson. Simpson, these are my friends. Take a good look, 'cause you'll probably be arresting some of them in the future.
Suzy Simpson: You're right! This one looks like the guy in the "What Drugs Can Do to You" filmstrip.
Hyde: So you're a cop, huh? You don't look like a cop. You look kind of giggly.
Kelso: All right, Simpson needed to give me a ride home, 'cause I sprayed myself with mace to see what it'd feel like.
Eric: Hey, so, Suzy, which Charlie's Angel is your favorite? The brainy one? The sporty one? Or the one that just can't find a bra? Mine's the one that just can't find a bra.
Suzy Simpson: Charlie's Angels are an embarrassment to the badge. No real cop would last a day dressed like those sluts.
Jackie: Hey, those sluts are my heroes!
Kelso: Hey, thanks for giving me a ride, Simpson.
Sally Simpson: We back up our own.
Both: Point Place Police Corps Free Safe Streets!
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‘Sally Simpson’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Oh, hey. What took you guys so long at the heart doctor's? Oh, let me guess. You had to call in a specialist just to find Dad's tiny heart.
Red: You know, we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass.
Hyde: "We're going to need an ass-foot-ologist, stat."
Quote from Fez
Fez: No, I cannot be in the same room with him. You and I are through. Now good day.
Kelso: But, Fez... [Fez is silent]
Jackie: Fez? He said, "But, Fez."
Fez: Oh, I heard him.
Donna: Well, now you're supposed to say... "I said good day."
Kelso: Yeah, and then we all know that you're really mad, but eventually, you'll get over it.
Fez: Oh, you'd like that. "Dance, monkey, dance." Well, Kelso, this monkey don't dance no more.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said good day! [groans]
Quote from Red
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.