Donna: Kelso, if you want Brooke to like you, you know, maybe you should go to the library and show her you can be smart.
Kelso: [groans] I hate the library. The only good thing about it is that you can check out Playboys. I mean, they have every issue since it started.
Eric: Wait, every issue? Are you telling me that they have the one with Pamela Sue Martin, television's Nancy Drew, in a grotto, straddling the world's luckiest boulder? [off Donna's look] They have periodicals, you say?