Brooke: Can I help you?
Kelso: Yes, I'd like an order of books, please.
Brooke: Could you be more specific?
Kelso: Could you be more beautiful?
Brooke: Could you be more lame?
Kelso: Yes.
Boy: Excuse me, I'm trying to read.
Kelso: Don't be a sissy. You know what? Here's a firecracker, go live a little.
Boy: Thanks.