Jackie: What is wrong with Steven? I mean, why won't he just say Brooke's not hot?
Kitty: Because he doesn't know how to lie. He's an orphan. He never had a mother to teach him how.
Jackie: I mean, how do I know he loves me if he doesn't obey me?
Kitty: Well, you've chosen a strong man, Jackie, and they don't always obey. Now, do I think he should have said that other girl wasn't pretty? Yes. But you have to pick your battles.
Jackie: Wait, no, I wanna be right all the time.
Kitty: And you will be. After a few years they just... They give up. [Red walks in] Okay, watch. [Red opens a beer] Red, could you go to the drug store and get me a Ladies' Home Journal?
Red: But I just... It's all frosty. Oh, crap!