Fez: Okay, now cross and uncross your legs. Um. Hmm. Hmm, okay, now make a face like... like, "Oops, did I do something bad?" [shutter clicking] Okay, now-now crawl to me. Good. Good. Now crawl away from me. Ooh, sexy.
Hyde: Come on, Donna. Throw him a bone, huh? There's only so much satisfaction the kid can get from the back of a panty hose package.
Fez: Yes, Donna. I have a lot to do. After this I have to get Lindsay Wolfe to sign my yearbook, then show her that she's actually signed a pledge to do it with me three times.
Donna: Why three?
Fez: Well, because the first time I'll be nervous. And then the second time I'll have to please her because I got nervous. But then the third time... The third time is when I get funky.