Jackie: I can't think of anyone new I wanna hang out with. All the girls I know are either too snobby or too slutty.
Kelso: Yeah, I'm not good with the snobs, but slutty's my bread and butter.
Eric: You know, what we need are people with stuff to offer, like Mark Herman. He's got that dirt bike. I always liked him.
Kelso: Sold it last week.
Eric: That punk. He's out.
Donna: Hey, Carrie Gerber has a trampoline.
Hyde: Carrie Gerber also has a big, hairy mole. I don't wanna be bouncing around and get tangled up in that.