[Red and Kitty are woken up in the middle of the night by a clattering]
Kitty: It's the A-bomb! Duck and cover!
Red: I bet Eric's trying to sneak out.
Kitty: Red, Red. Wait. Wait. What if it's a burglar?
Red: What's a burglar gonna steal from us?
Kitty: My Shirley Temple figurines. Oh, I knew I shouldn't have told Liz Anderson about them. Her nephew's been in jail, you know. [Schotzie whimpers]
Red: Oh! Look at this. Some guard dog. You know, we could be trampled by Mongolians, this thing wouldn't even wag its tail.