Quote from Kelso in Bring It On Home
[circle:] Donna: I can't believe my dad's making me ask Jackie to move in with us. This is gonna be a nightmare. "Donna, where's your spirit?" "Donna, you're still hungry?" "Donna, your lumberjack head is blocking out the sun." [exclaims] You know, I'm not too big. She is too small. Eric: Okay, just for the record, I don't sleep nude for any disgusting reason. I'm just a hot sleeper. Okay, I'm not a hot sleeper. I'm 17 years old, okay? I sleep right next door to the girl I love. Things occur to me. Okay? If I'm already nude, you know... It just saves time. Fez: Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents. And to seem completely normal, I've come up with the perfect opening line for Nina's mother. [clears throat] "Hello, Mrs. Bartel. I can see where Nina gets her lovely ass." Kelso: You're so weird, man. You know what? There's a way around that. I'm gonna make you so beautiful that Nina's parents don't notice how freaking weird you are. Being beautiful, that's how I get away with stuff. Except my problem is I gotta tone it down 'cause otherwise the chick's mom gets interested. Then we got a big problem. Let's make you man-pretty.