Quote from Kelso in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
Kelso: Oh, my God! Fez: What? What? Kelso: I got startled, 'cause I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I'm so handsome, I thought Shaun Cassidy was sitting in the backseat. Fez: Yes. You are a beautiful male specimen. Except you have a gray hair. Kelso: What? No, I don't- [siren wails] Dude, I hit a cop car.