Quote from Red in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
Red: All right, Eric. Listen up. You know how your mother and I feel about you and Donna getting engaged. But since you won't listen to reason, I've come to a decision. If you don't cancel this engagement, I'm not paying for your college. Eric: What? Kitty: Because he loves you. Red: No, he doesn't. Kitty: Yes, he does. He's full of love. But it's buried, just like treasure. Eric: Dad, how could you do this? Red: Oh, it's easy. Instead of giving $4,000 to a college, I leave my checkbook in the drawer, count my money and laugh like a little girl. Eric: Fine. [exits] Kitty: He laughs because he loves you!