Red Quote #1048
Quote from Red in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
Red: All right, Eric. Listen up. You know how your mother and I feel about you and Donna getting engaged. But since you won't listen to reason, I've come to a decision. If you don't cancel this engagement, I'm not paying for your college.
Eric: What?
Kitty: Because he loves you.
Red: No, he doesn't.
Kitty: Yes, he does. He's full of love. But it's buried, just like treasure.
Eric: Dad, how could you do this?
Red: Oh, it's easy. Instead of giving $4,000 to a college, I leave my checkbook in the drawer, count my money and laugh like a little girl.
Eric: Fine. [exits]
Kitty: He laughs because he loves you!
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Eric: So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow. Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause I read that corporate America is experiencing a severe shortage of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
Hyde: I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay? My history, shop and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Where did you learn your parenting skills?
Red: Korea. Kitty, I am right about this.
Kitty: Red, you can't just force people to do what you want.
Red: Oh, see, that's one of those things that people say that's just not true. Like, "There's no place like home." Hell, I can think of a hundred places better than this.
Quote from Eric
Eric: How can Red do this to me? I swear to God, that man is always mad. I think the gene for joy might be stored in hair.
Donna: Well, there are a lot of angry bald men. Yul Brynner in The King and I.
Eric: Yes. Mr. Freeze from Batman. Remember that time Robin foiled his deep freeze-
Donna: Eric. What did we talk about?
Eric: Every time I reference Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
Donna: Yes. Thank you.