Charlie: Well, Mitch, I hope you're happy.
Mitch: How can I be happy? Our whole life is a lie. I mean, am I really supposed to believe that Kathy is my little sister? She doesn't look anything like me. She is Cuban, for Pete's sake! And what about your Friday bowling nights? I looked in your bowling bag, you know what I found? Butt-less chaps! What's with the butt-less chaps?
Charlie: Your mother's inhibited.
Mitch: Ugh. Ugh. Ugh!
Red: Don't shake hands with that guy.