Quote from Fez in The Battle of Evermore
Eric: So, he's like, "Replace the hubcap." And I'm like, "Hey, why don't you replace the hubcap." And that is why I'm trimming the hedges. Kelso: Yeah. I only mess with Red when I really need the discipline. He's a total hard-ass. Fez: Hard-ass? Take another look, my friend. It jiggles when he wiggles.