Charlie: Well, howdy, newcomers. I'm Charlie Miller. You can call me Charlie. This is my son, Mitch.
Mitch: You can call me "ladies man."
Charlie: "Ladies man."
Mitch: Did somebody call me?
Red: I'm Red Forman. This is my son, Eric. You can call him dumbass.
Charlie: Well, we don't use the A-S-S word. We have a reputation to uphold.
Mitch: We're the two-time champs.
Charlie: Little secret, Red. I tell Mitch it doesn't matter how we do as long as we're together.
Mitch: And why is that, Dad?
Charlie: 'Cause we bad!
Mitch: Oh, yeah, that's right! We bad!
Charlie: We bad!
Eric: All right. Dad, they have a catch phrase. Hey, what's ours?
Red: Shut up, dumbass.
Eric: Yeah. Shut up, dumbass. Okay. Yeah.