Kitty: Okay, you two, since you won't bond on your own I have signed you up for the father/son competition at this year's Point Place Paul Bunyan Pioneer Day Jamboree.
Red: Kitty, that sounds horrible.
Eric: Yeah, I agree.
Red: You hear that? We've already bonded.
Kitty: No, it's too late. It's for charity. Now, don't forget your commemorative coonskin caps.
Eric: Huh. So that's what you'd look like with hair.