Kelso: Yeah, this is rough stuff Jackie's going through. She'll come running to me. Old Faithful.
Hyde: Kelso, Jackie's with me now.
Kelso: Maybe. But we have history. So when she needs a shoulder to cry on, she'll rest her head on these broad babies. Feel 'em.
Fez: Rock hard, amigo.
Hyde: Man, you don't want Jackie leaning on your shoulders. They're all bruised.
Kelso: Where? [Hyde punches Kelso's shoulder] Ow. Man, I should really see those coming by now.