Quote from Red in Black Dog
Kitty: Red, Jackie's been moping in our kitchen for an hour. Red: So call the cops. Kitty: I don't want her arrested. I want to help her. She needs a father figure. Go talk to her. Red: No. Kitty: Yes! Red: No. Kitty: Red! Red: Fine. Every damn argument! You'd think I'd win one, just by chance.