Jackie: Okay. Look, you. I've been thinking about all your conspiracy mumbo jumbo about presents and diamonds and buying me stuff. And I realized that all your paranoid, delusional crap about romance is just a cover-up for you being cheap!
Hyde: Okay, first of all, it's not paranoid, delusional crap. Advertisers spend billions to make you think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry. And second of all, you're right. I am cheap.
Jackie: Well, you'd better quit it. Because I like to get stuff especially shiny stuff.
Hyde: Would you settle for a cheeseburger wrapped in tinfoil?
Jackie: Well, for you I will. But just know that I'm really lowering my standards.
Hyde: That makes two of us.