Clerk: Yes?
Eric: Um, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend you know, that lets her know how I feel about her.
Clerk: Oh, no problem. Oh, oh. Oh. Would the, uh, lady like a necklace? Huh?
Eric: Well, it's... It's nice. Yeah. It's a little- little creepy. Mmm. Um, it doesn't really say what I want to say though.
Clerk: Oh, okay. Okay. Oh! Oh. How about a promise ring?
Eric: Oh, don't even get me started on promise rings.
Clerk: Really?
Eric: Like, once I gave her one, and she didn't even want it. But then she gave me-
Clerk: How about that. Look how that shines. Oh, that's nice, huh?
Eric: Uh. Well, your finger hair curling over the ring is kind of ruining it for me.
Clerk: Oh.
Eric: Does, uh, wearing the merchandise usually work for you?
Clerk: I don't know. I'm new here. I used to work at the lingerie store. They fired me.
Eric: Ah, yes.