Clerk: I think I know what you're looking for. Mm-hmm. How about a diamond ring? Oh, isn't that gorgeous? Look at that.
Eric: Whoa. [chuckles] That's an engagement ring. I'm in high school, man. That says, uh, too much.
Clerk: Well, why don't you tell me what it is you wanna say?
Eric: That I love her and we should be together forever.
Clerk: An engagement ring says that verbatim.
Eric: Well, too bad, 'cause I ain't buyin' one.
Clerk: Well, I refuse to put on any more jewelry!
Eric: Well, thank God for that!
Clerk: [clears throat] Would you like to look around a little more?
Eric: Sure. And sorry about what I said. You look- You look really nice.
Clerk: Oh.