Eric: Hey. I was just inside with Mom and she's really upset. I just want to know- What's your problem?
Red: You made me bald.
Eric: What?
Red: Five generations, not one bald head in my family. Then you came along, and... Well, look at it! Children make me bald.
Eric: You know what? Wear a hat. 'Cause Mom is really scared and she could really use a little damn support right now. And I don't usually tell you what to do 'cause you usually do the right thing, but this time you didn't. You know how you're always telling me to be a man? Well, be a man! I made you bald? You made me skinny!