Jackie: Okay, fine. Look, I'll just tell you what happened. It was a few weeks after Donna and Michael left... [flashback:]
Jackie: [v.o.] ...and Steven invited me over to listen to a new record.
Hyde: I'm glad you're here. Check it out. [holds up record] [ABBA's "Dancing Queen" plays] Isn't it the coolest? Don't you just wanna shake it? [record scratches]
[present:]
Hyde: Wait. Time out on the field. I don't shake it, and I don't listen to ABBA.
Jackie: Whatever. It's my story. Anyway...
[flashback:]
Jackie: [v.o.] I could totally tell he was trying to make a move. Then he held me real close and said...
Hyde: May I kiss you, milady?
[present:]
Donna: Hyde, I had no idea you could be so formal.
Hyde: Come on. She's so full of crap.
Eric: Then why don't you tell us what really happened, milady?