Kelso: Hey. You know how my brother locks me in the closet with a pillowcase full of dead fish until the stink makes me cry? Well, while I was in there, I heard him make a phone call. And it seems that he's got a little surprise for Donna tonight. The honeymoon suite at that French motel in Kenosha.
Jackie: The Le Motel?
Fez: Oh, no, it sounds like Donna and Casey are going to le do it.
Kelso: Oh, yeah. Eric's gonna freak out when we tell him.
Hyde: And why would we tell him?
Kelso: To watch him freak out.
Hyde: Kelso, he's gonna take it really hard, man. So we just need to keep our mouths shut.
Kelso: Wow. That's very considerate of Eric's feelings. What the hell, man?