Fez: [sings] Perfecto.
Kelso: Oh, Fez, was that you? I could have sworn I just heard Wayne Newton.
Fez: Mr. and Mrs. Forman. You came to my concert.
Kitty: Well, it's the Spring Sing. There is no place we'd rather be than the Spring Sing.
Red: Now, Kitty, that's just a lie.